Hahaha shoot me
has anyone even noticed that obama kinda rhymes with lasagna? Makes you wonder who is REALLY running this country
when ur crush asks u who ur crush is
weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot.
the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.
when i turned 13 my parents teased me about becoming a “rebellious teenager” and it really pissed me off for some reason so i went around for a few days acting like the perfect little angel and my mom was like “you know you’re being rebellious by trying to prove us wrong” and i started crying
I can’t believe it’s not partially hydrogynated vegetable oil